MJM Press Release
(Not for Publication)
Due to MJM's busy schedule, a full complete letter cannot be completed at this time so this notice of coming attractions is sent to you, the distributor, to tell your clients what they can expect. The full, complete letter (said by some in the industry to be one of the best and funniest letters ever produced in this area) will be coming to you the distributor in the following week. Here are some things to look forward to.
READ, how an innocent anarchist is thrown into an integrated hell of higher learning!
LAUGH at supposed intelligent students new-found ignorance and insecurity!
BE SHOCKED at the selection of editors for the St. Gregory CAVALIER. "Who did you say I have to sleep with?"
TITILATE to sexually repressed Catholic girls attempts to fulfill their libidinous longings at a school disco dance!
CONFUSE at the many words you may have to look up!
YOUR JAW WILL DROP when the girl says, "I think your nose is a phallic symbol to a foreign student who, alas (and fortunately), doesn't understand!
PLUS++++++a preview look at MJM Productions' new fall series and upcomng short stories for the Christmas season!
DISCOVER what subconscious forgotten desire torments the artist's soul!
YES!!!! IT'S ALL COMING IN THE NEXT LETTER!! FORGET YOUR CLASSES AND JUST SIT BY THE MAILBOX! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE NEXT LETTER!!!
"I just wish this great material in this great letter was fit to program," says network whiz Ready Fred Silverman, "I know what American wants and boy, is this it!"
Note: The opinions expressed here by the MJM Press Department don't necessarily agree with those of the MJM Executive Branch nor is it guaranteed that all of the above information will be supplied due to laws pertaining to the mailing of pornographic paraphernalia and writings.
What Nathan Stacy said about the TWELVE CHAIRS also applies well to this forthcoming letter: "It'll make you laugh and it'll make you cry."
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